Which is a more bad-ass display of strength and multi-culturalism. A kid struggling for his third degree black belt in Karate or me MURDERING THE BENCH PRESS WHILE SPEAKING PORGUGUESE

Since these both haven't been uploaded to Youtube and I still am not that computer savvy just hit the link...and shut the fuck up.


Kid needs alot of tries and help to break threw wood.


Now I have no experience with Karate so I honestly can't talk that much shit.  I was impressed with the kids first too movements but I feel like he struggled way to hard on that last one.  Like this may be normal in his dojo but i'm pretty sure that if your in Shoalin there is no way this constitutes passsing the exam.  And before you say "wait DTF you couldn't do that shit so stop judging", I will remind you that this dude has probobly been training for over five years and also that when I went to brazil this summer I broke a huge log with my foot and sandals when that shit was on fire, and if you dont believe me ask the people who went on my trip.  I would honestly be embarrassed if that was me, especially when my sansei removes a piece of wood, making the test easier.  But this kid is evidently proud of it so I guess he thinks this is a legitimate display of strength


Now heres me repping heavy wait, and speaking Portuguese...

Now this is a display of strength. Lifting heavy wieghts, over 205 (this was in brazil and they weigh thinks in kilos or bananas.  I'm not sure what the measurement is I just know its not normal) repping it likes its nothing.  Also I'm speaking Portuguese, and you know girls love multi-cultural, bilingual sophisticated men.  So not only is this a display of strength, but  its also a display of multi-culturalism.

Ok so you guys know my opinion, what do you think.  Is DTF a beast who makes girls drop their panties just by walking in the room, picking something up and speaking in a foreign language, or is all of that rue but Karate is harder than you think and that little guy is kinda BA

People are shooting each other at 49er games. Is california officially a part of Mexico now?

2 shot in stadium parking lot after 49ers game

By TERRY COLLINS - Associated Press

SAN FRANCISCO -- Police sought suspects Sunday after gunfire erupted the night before in a stadium parking lot following a San Francisco 49ers NFL preseason game, injuring two men, including one victim who was wearing a “F--- the Niners” T-shirt.

That 24-year-old man, who was in critical condition, was shot several times in the stomach before stumbling to Candlestick Park stadium security for help, police said. A

nother man sustained lesser injuries in a separate shooting, police said.

It wasn’t known whether the same assailant or assailants were responsible for both attacks, or if the shootings were otherwise linked.

The violence occurred after the 49ers’ 17-3 victory Saturday night over their cross-bay rivals, the Oakland Raiders.

Police Sgt. Michael Andraychak said Sunday that no suspects were in custody and that “I have no suspect description at this time.”

The critically injured man was being treated at San Francisco General Hospital for life-threatening injuries, and a 20-year-old man was hospitalized with less serious wounds, Andraychack told The Associated Press.

Their names have not been released.

Andraychak said police were interviewing witnesses Sunday, and encouraged others who may have tips or seen the violence to come forward.

A number of fights were also reported during Saturday’s game but there was no indication those fights had any connection to the attacks outside the stadium.

The attacks come about five months after a San Francisco Giants fan was severely beaten by two men in Los Angeles Dodgers gear outside Dodger Stadium after the archrivals season opener March 31. Two suspects have been charged in the case.

Police Sgt. Frank Harrell said Saturday that the man shot wearing a T-shirt referring to the 49ers with an obscenity, drove his truck to a gate and stumbled to stadium security.

The other man was shot before that in the parking lot and had superficial face injuries, Harrell said.

Read more: http://www.sunherald.com/2011/08/21/3364950/2-shot-in-stadium-parking-lot.html#ixzz1VjBA9gT5

So this is what's going to happen to America now that we've officially been down graded to a AA+ credit score, are neighboring countries are just gonna come in and take over. If normal football fans from Northern California are going to start shooting people like people do at soccer games in Mexico then what's next?  Am I going to be at risk of being arrested by Mounties in Wisconsin?  Will I be rudely stared at by French speaking snobs in Northern New England and Buffalo?  Will Daddy Yankee and Pit-Bull become the most popular artists in Southern Florida?  OH KNOW!!!! ITS ALLREADY HAPPENING!


But seriously, what is good with all this violence at pre-season football games.  First we see the brawl between the Ravens fans and the chiefs fans in Bmore (great three punch combo btw) then not only are there ridiculous fist fights at Candlestick park but two people get shot.
 I am not liking it.  Thats why I am thankful every day that I am from Boston where that would only happen if you wore a yankees hat, Canucks Jersey, or if you go to a Mack Miller concert.

Fuck you Terrorists, Fuck you hippies, NYC your cool until we play the Jets.

I went to the Brooklyn Bridge park tonight and as usual was blown away by the beautiful New York sky line and the awesome restaurants.  But as I was looking out over the water at the famous sky line I couldn’t help but feel pissed off at the 9/11 hijackers.  I mean, say what you will about “one man’s terrorists is another’s freedom fighter” and “American atrocities world wide” but those people destroyed one of the wonders of the modern world.  No matter how I feel about New York Sports teams and there asshole fans the New York skyline was by far the Greatest Skyline in the world…and for my money it still is, but it will never be as great as it used to be.  Do the people who did this really think they made the world better?  No, they just look like assholes for destroying the greatest sky line on earth for every body, I mean even Chinese people come to New York by the millions to peep the skyline and these back ward dick heads, from places that don’t have a 100^th of the cool stuff we have here go and blow it up because they are jealous of are swag. 

But do you know who pisses me off even more.  It’s the hippies who sit around and defend these people saying that all the problems in the world are because of the U.S and globalization and shit.  Well I got news for you people were starving to death in Africa well before any white people got there and guess what there were millions of people starving in Europe and America back in the day too.  And have you heard of the Spanish inquisition or Roman Gladiator fights, (stole this from the Simpsons kinda) or the massive wars between the different Muslim factions.  Yeah all that shit happened before America too so shut the F up.  

And its not like America doesn’t try to help its just that when we do shit gets fucked up too.  I mean did you see Black Hawk Down.  Try to feed the Somalians, end up killing about a million of them in gruesome urban combat and Josh Hartnett and Eric Bana almost got their wigs split.  Now that would have been a national tragedy.  Look I’m not saying that America doesn’t fuck up and I’m not saying it’s the fault of all these countries that we try to help.  I’m just saying that it is so mind numbingly stupid to blame America for all of the world’s problems and as we have seen in many major motion pictures trying to solve them usually gets us in more shit.

Rise of Planet of The Apes was dope but...

I know I’m a little late but I just saw planet of the apes.  Great action packed movie.  It  also posed a lot of interesting questions about humanity, morality, what it means to be a parent and blah blah blah.  Over all the movie kicked ass because of great special effects, good storyline and the smokebomb Indian chick from Slumdog Millionaire. Even still it had the usual unrealistic Hollywood bullshit.  The kind of bullshit that allowed Leo to kick the crap out of two Providence thugs in the Departed for example.  However, I only have an issue with two aspects of the movie.

The first is, why did they let the bacon (the cops) handle the beef on the Golden gate bridge.  Like if I’m in charge I’m not going “ok an army of super intelligent super strong apes are attacking the city, challenging human superiority on the food chain, let me call in San Frans finest.” Hell no.  I’m calling in Seal Team Six and Delta force.  I’ll be all like “Ground personnel will have to mark the targets with IR strobes. Get the little birds on strafing runs and keep them going all night long”, like they did at the end of Black Hawk down.  See how the monkeys like it when tactical helicopters are coming in at full speed with top level weapons systems.  No way a gorilla  is catching one of those.  No way.  Also, no fat ass, circus orangutans are sneaking under the bridge.  I’d have sniper boats under the bridge picking those bastards off.  I mean this is a war for species superiority, survival of the fittest.  You can’t hold anything back.

My only other small beef with the movie is that James Franco lives with the dope chick from Slumdog millionaire, Frieda Pinto, for years and doesn’t knock her up.  I mean they both have steady careers and great looks.  It seems unrealistic they don’t have a kid.  If she was my girlfriend I would be banging without a rubber all day long and its unhealthy to use birth control plan b and abortions for that long, so she is getting knocked up. 

But I guess they had a super smart chimpanzee instead?  Still doesn’t seem the same to me, plus look how that worked out.  Oh well movie can’t be perfect.  I just can’t wait for the sequel.  If it doesn’t have a Delta Force vs. Chimpanzee showdown I will walk out.