Fuck you Terrorists, Fuck you hippies, NYC your cool until we play the Jets.

I went to the Brooklyn Bridge park tonight and as usual was blown away by the beautiful New York sky line and the awesome restaurants.  But as I was looking out over the water at the famous sky line I couldn’t help but feel pissed off at the 9/11 hijackers.  I mean, say what you will about “one man’s terrorists is another’s freedom fighter” and “American atrocities world wide” but those people destroyed one of the wonders of the modern world.  No matter how I feel about New York Sports teams and there asshole fans the New York skyline was by far the Greatest Skyline in the world…and for my money it still is, but it will never be as great as it used to be.  Do the people who did this really think they made the world better?  No, they just look like assholes for destroying the greatest sky line on earth for every body, I mean even Chinese people come to New York by the millions to peep the skyline and these back ward dick heads, from places that don’t have a 100^th of the cool stuff we have here go and blow it up because they are jealous of are swag. 

But do you know who pisses me off even more.  It’s the hippies who sit around and defend these people saying that all the problems in the world are because of the U.S and globalization and shit.  Well I got news for you people were starving to death in Africa well before any white people got there and guess what there were millions of people starving in Europe and America back in the day too.  And have you heard of the Spanish inquisition or Roman Gladiator fights, (stole this from the Simpsons kinda) or the massive wars between the different Muslim factions.  Yeah all that shit happened before America too so shut the F up.  

And its not like America doesn’t try to help its just that when we do shit gets fucked up too.  I mean did you see Black Hawk Down.  Try to feed the Somalians, end up killing about a million of them in gruesome urban combat and Josh Hartnett and Eric Bana almost got their wigs split.  Now that would have been a national tragedy.  Look I’m not saying that America doesn’t fuck up and I’m not saying it’s the fault of all these countries that we try to help.  I’m just saying that it is so mind numbingly stupid to blame America for all of the world’s problems and as we have seen in many major motion pictures trying to solve them usually gets us in more shit.